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Peter Wiggin Midshipman
Joined: November 10, 2005 Posts: 636
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:21  
10:14:28 [MIP]Doran: "god bless america.. "More people voted for American Idol than any U.S. president. Ever""
10:17:38 [MIP]Doran: "Apples are neither fruit nor vegetable. They're delicious. "
10:18:27 [MIP]Doran: "If you die in your dreams you won't die in real life, but if you fall asleep in a dream you'll have twice as hard a time waking up."
10:19:16 [MIP]Doran: "Many people think the song "Short People" by Randy Newman is a dig at those of below-average height ("Short people got no reason to live..."). In truth, Newman was a voracious heroin addict who couldn't stand the thought of being low - "short" - on the drug. This also explains why he gave up drinking Coca-Cola in 1979."
10:19:23 [MIP]Doran: "Coca-Cola never contained trace amounts of cocaine; it was heroin. In 1979 they replaced the heroin with rainbows. "
10:19:58 [MIP]Doran: "im done"
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Lacrosseian Fleet Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: October 01, 2004 Posts: 1254
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:27  
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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James Bum007 Grand Admiral Pitch Black
Joined: April 23, 2003 Posts: 480 From: Queens, New York
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:31  
You are not going to Hollywood man.
"Nough Said"
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Kanman Grand Admiral Pitch Black
Joined: August 26, 2005 Posts: 1017 From: Virginia, United States
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:38  
...... ........ and now..... I am enlightened..... Thank you, Master sensay Doran....
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:42  
sensei
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Enterprise Chief Marshal Raven Warriors
Joined: May 19, 2002 Posts: 2576 From: Hawthorne, Nevada
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:47  
Owned.
-Ent
What is this? The one worded parade? Yaaaaayyyyy im a singleee worddd woooo *splat*
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-05-26 09:52  
and the egg came first
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BackSlash Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 23, 2003 Posts: 11183 From: Bristol, England
| Posted: 2006-05-26 10:06  
Thank God an ocean seperates you from us...
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-05-26 13:41  
...Should I be scared that I'm within 1000 miles of doran...?
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UnknownWarrior Grand Admiral Raven Warriors
Joined: July 18, 2002 Posts: 724 From: North Carolina, USA
| Posted: 2006-05-26 13:53  
Id have to say yes =P
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DOM700 [-IMO-] Fleet Admiral
Joined: July 26, 2001 Posts: 3175 From: Eckental, Germany, Sol-System
| Posted: 2006-05-26 14:20  
you might still get asylum in the EU...
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Doran Chief Marshal Galactic Navy
Joined: March 29, 2003 Posts: 4032 From: The Gideon Unit
| Posted: 2006-05-26 15:17  
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On 2006-05-26 13:41, -RevenG- wrote:
...Should I be scared that I'm within 1000 miles of doran...?
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aww... you seem so sure.. id hate to disappoint you
wait no i wouldnt
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-RevenG-
Raven Warriors
Joined: March 03, 2004 Posts: 2673
| Posted: 2006-05-26 15:44  
So that means we are 1001 miles away from each other? Ok, I feel better...
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Eledore Massis [R33] Grand Admiral Templar Knights
Joined: May 26, 2002 Posts: 2694 From: tsohlacoLocalhost
| Posted: 2006-05-26 16:30  
[lyric]
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
When I'm working yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money, comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
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sorry guys i could not let this go.
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Coeus {NCX-Charger} Admiral, I can't read, Sundered Weimeriners
Joined: February 16, 2004 Posts: 3635 From: South Philly
| Posted: 2006-05-26 16:52  
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/me moves to Antarctica
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