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Joined: October 10, 2009
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Posted: 2012-02-27 08:53   
excerpts from today's DS text adventure v1.480. i missed logging the intro, where an assault cruiser is in Luyten system and has landed 1 infantry on Ihzack. the assault cruiser slaps a ugto transport in the face and it runs away.

then a ugto gunboat dessy approaches and engages the AC. thereon...

* You are roughly 672.9gu from Izhack and increasing that distance
11:00:09 [PB]Kenny_Naboo[+R]: "Spock! Smell that bunboat. Lemme know if it's really swiss cheese or goat cheese"
11:00:42 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS TORPEDO | STATUS energy."
* Your torpedo supply seems adequate. Your energy is at critical levels, largely due to your own depleted shields
11:02:18 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ROTATE SHIELDS. DIRECTION GUNBOAT"
11:02:37 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ATTACK GUNBOAT TORPEDOS ONLY."
11:03:23 [:AoD:]-Apocalypse- *CO3*: "why is it taking half an hour to kill a gunboat dessy?"
* You manage to boost your right shields to 2% and fire another round of torpedoes. You are nearly out of energy
11:04:08 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STATUS GUNBOAT"
11:04:34 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ACTIVATE FLUX WAVE"
11:04:40 [PB]Kenny_Naboo[+R]: "Where's the tac officer?"
11:04:47 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "... and you say you are ICC ?"
11:04:57 [PB]Kenny_Naboo[+R]: "Ah. Here he is. Damned Klingon"
11:05:03 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "but true this IS DSA.."
11:05:10 [PB]Kenny_Naboo[+R]: "Gorf! Brace for ramming speed"
* The gunboat continues firing cannons at your unshielded armor, doing significant damage
11:05:46 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SHIELDS OFF | ALPHA GUNBOAT!"
11:05:53 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "DESTROY GUNBOAT WITH CL"
11:06:07 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "actually go with eles idea"
11:06:15 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "all power to the weapons!"
11:06:27 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ya. we still got One layer of armor "
* Your shields are offline.
11:07:05 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SPEED MINIMUM 5GU/S"
11:07:06 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "wait it said unshieled armor getting significant damage"
* Your torpedo salvo does as much damage to the gunboat as your own armor
11:07:16 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "FACE TARGET, FRONT, PORT, STARBOARD."
11:07:54 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "DISTANCE GUNBOAT MINIMUM 50 GU"
11:08:05 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE CL'S4"
11:08:11 Compromisery: "if torps do so much splash dmg then use beams"
11:08:25 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "F torp spash range 10gu.."
* You are all but sitting still. The gunboat is in your aft arc again
11:08:42 Compromisery: "so basically ull do max dmg with beams"
11:08:48 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "so we are basicly facing the gunboat .. almost kissing."
11:09:07 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ATTACK GUNBOAT CL'S ONLY."
11:09:16 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "dont kill us ele"
11:10:01 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SCANN AREA"
* You fire your beams. Recharging them drains the last of your energy. The destroyer is now eating into your hull.
11:10:33 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: ".. what hapend to our ar.. o ya right shield rotation."
11:10:43 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FACE 1K GU OFF THE LEFT SIDE OF THE GATE AND E-JUMP"
11:10:46 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "darn cheese armor."
11:10:53 Compromisery: "jazz no "
11:10:58 Compromisery: "AC is close ranger"
11:11:19 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "I MEAN RUN AWAY COMPRO"
11:11:22 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "caps"
11:11:29 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "the destroyer is at the rear. so no armor.."
11:11:36 Compromisery: "comeon u got enough hull to sustain destroyer SD damage"
11:11:40 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "yup"
11:11:50 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "FACE TARGET, FRONT, PORT, STARBOARD."
11:11:56 Compromisery: "just kill it with beam alpha...but u guys know better"
11:11:51 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "SD!"
11:12:04 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ATTACK GUNBOAT CL'S AND HCL'S ONLY."
11:12:29 Compromisery: "ugto small ships are known for their ridiculously low hull relative to armor"
11:12:28 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "thats the last shot ele"
11:12:36 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "theres no more energy"
11:12:55 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "true, but as you said. we still gota charged jump drive.."
11:13:05 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm true"
11:13:09 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "DISTANCE GUNBOAT"
* You manage sporadic laser fire as you have the energy for it.
11:14:10 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "care to elaberate on the word sporadic sporadic ?"
11:14:13 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS GUNBOAT"
* The gunboat is 230gu away, moving to your left side
11:14:25 [PB]Kenny_Naboo[+R]: "Still smokin' and still sexy"
11:14:46 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "HULL STATUS GUNBOAT"
* The gunboat is at 56% hull
11:15:04 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "HULL STATUS SELF"
11:15:24 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ARMOR STATUS SELF"
* You are at 72% hull
11:15:37 Compromisery: "......"
11:15:38 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "HM"
11:16:09 Compromisery: "suggest you continue beam attacks"
11:16:14 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "so no energy"
11:16:16 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "three choices. run, attack or be cheesy.."
11:16:23 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "at 230gu away?"
11:16:37 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "thought we didnt have any energy left?"
11:16:44 Compromisery: "PJ the dessy and beams!"
* Your energy slowly begins to climb again
11:16:50 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "well then"
11:16:51 Compromisery: "PJPJ"
11:17:02 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STATUS ENERGY RESERVES"
11:17:14 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "if it where me i'd be cheesy.. anyhow lets do what i usually do."
11:17:19 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SEND DISTRESS"
11:17:24 Compromisery: "xD"
11:17:25 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "lol"
* You have 15% energy
11:17:34 Compromisery: "whats being cheesey?"
11:17:36 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: " /faction Got me a destroyer here. could use some help.."
11:17:45 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "LIST OPTIONS"
11:17:52 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "take my losses and discontinue combat.."
11:18:17 Compromisery: "pls PJ, u got enough energy for 2 beam alphas"
11:18:26 Compromisery: "alpha, recharge, alpha"
11:18:48 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "remember we ONLY have energy because i disabled shields."
* Your torpedoes are charged, your lasers are in various states of recharging. Your shields are offline. And you seem to have made the gunboat angry
11:19:03 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "normaly we be out.."
11:19:07 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "WHICH ARE AT LIKE 20% OR SUMTHIN"
11:19:14 buzzcoxss (Artisen Anitomical): "oh god here we go same old stuff it seems"
11:19:25 Compromisery: "its at 230 gu fire torps? no splash to self"
11:19:35 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm"
11:19:42 Compromisery: "ftorps dont take too much energy too"
11:19:51 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "stagger fire maybe. but 230 for a destroyer. it could doge it."
11:20:10 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE HALF SALVO TORPS AT GUNBOAT"
11:20:17 Compromisery: "still suggest u PJ the dessy and do some attack...."
11:20:35 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "if they miss jump out"
11:20:46 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "never know if the dessy called reénforcements. prefere to save the jump drive.."
11:21:03 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "mm"
11:21:11 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "i would fire the other torps. then jump out.. never know if they hit but atleast you may get some press."
* You fire several torpedoes at the gunboat, all but one hits
11:21:24 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "that reminds me."
11:21:41 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "SPAWN ORB"
11:21:45 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "PRESTIGE STATUS, COMPAIRE SYSTEM ENTRY."
11:23:23 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: " /faction well no one willing to help finish of this destroyer. easy prestige!!"
11:23:32 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ok once again..."
11:23:36 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "SPAWN ORB"
* The gunboat is trailing a bright plume of exhaust. You have no armor worth mentioning.
11:24:19 Compromisery: "hey in 1480 cruisers costed maybe 200 pres and you would prolly get 100 for killing dessy. pl0x use PJ"
11:24:15 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "i said SPAWN ORB!"
11:24:19 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "FIRE REMAINING TORPEDO'S STAGGERED."
11:24:50 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: " /run orb.lua "
11:25:10 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "wow rly?"
11:25:22 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "didnt know it was a lua script"
* Compromisery puts on binoculars
11:25:30 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "* Invalid command; you do not have the rights to use this command..."
* Your torpedoe salvo connects. The gunboat is now at 23% hull.
11:25:57 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ik"
11:26:01 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "CLOSE IN. 100GU."
* In return, the gunboat fluxes you. Half your systems are now offline.
11:26:26 Compromisery: "oi hey gunboat at 230 how did it flux HALF the systems?!"
11:26:23 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "REPAIR PRIORITIZE JUMP-DRIVE"
11:26:24 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE"
11:26:45 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "that means we are below 150gu.. "
11:26:54 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ALPHA STRIKE GUNBOAT!"
11:27:03 Compromisery: ">:)"
* Your jumpdrive will be repaired in approximatly 3 minutes
11:27:10 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "GOOD ONE COMPRO."
11:27:40 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SEND DISTRESS CALL."
11:27:52 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: " /yell you will never get me alive!"
11:27:56 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "SEND MESSAGE TO FAMILY"
* The destroyer manages to survive your alpha strike, but only barely. You have 5% energy, and your weapons are recharging
11:29:14 Compromisery: "see how dessy reacts now"
11:29:24 Compromisery: "our hull is prolly somewhere 40"
11:29:37 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STATUS HULL SELF"
* The destroyer is making another broadside pass
11:30:10 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "darn jazz. you might actually learn how commands work."
11:30:20 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "RANGE GUNBOAT"
* Your hull is 47%
11:30:36 Compromisery: "w00t"
11:30:34 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "its ignoring me"
11:30:36 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "oh"
11:30:39 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hm"
11:30:54 Compromisery: "jazz have faith in the adventure mod"
* The destroyer is roughly 139.2 gu away and closing
11:30:59 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ok kill it now"
11:31:13 Compromisery: "you got 5% energy and weps still charging"
11:31:09 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE CL'S"
11:31:19 Compromisery: "remember ur systems are fluxed too"
11:31:21 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ATTACK GUNBOAT TORPEDOS ONLY."
11:31:28 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "K"
11:31:33 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SHIELD ACTIVATE REAR"
11:31:40 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STATUS REPAIRS FTL DRIVE"
11:31:43 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "prepairing to run "
11:31:54 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "yup"
11:32:01 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "could prolly kill it but.."
11:32:06 Compromisery: "suggest do a status gunboat before choosing to run, u still got 47% hull"
11:32:05 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "not gon risk"
11:32:16 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "no weaps"
* You fire all your torpedoes at the gunboat. They miss.
11:32:30 Compromisery: ">_>"
* Your aft shield is online
11:32:55 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "i just fired any remaining torp that got charged. CL costs more energy. so we could try but next pass we will have to run. or die trying."
11:33:23 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "FACE IHZACK"
11:33:31 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS GUNBOAT"
* You turn around and begin heading back towards Ihzack
* Compromisery *hi5* jazzaman
* [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN Highfives Compromisery s face
* The gunboat insults you by continuing to have 5% hull
11:34:44 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "rage comic"
11:34:58 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "LIST AVALIBLE WEAPONRY"
11:35:11 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STSTUS REPAIRS FTL DRIVE"
11:35:14 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "RANGE IHZACK | RANGE GUNBOAT | STATUS REPAIR FTL"
* Compromisery Yell FraudBroadCast:[clor=FF0000]HEY ELEDORE ICC HIGHCOMMAND HERE USE YOUR CL2K ALREADY<[/color]>
11:35:34 Compromisery: "aww"
11:35:45 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: ":P"
11:35:49 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "lol fail"
11:35:54 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "i wish we had CL2K available at the moment."
* Your jumpdrive was repaired 6 minutes ago
11:36:22 Compromisery: "does ihzack have a depot? can rep armor there"
11:36:23 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "could of told us"
11:36:30 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "REPAIRS UPDATE"
11:36:47 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "it has nothin on it apparantly except 1 icc inf"
11:36:57 Compromisery: "ahh..."
11:37:06 Compromisery: "PJ dessy and use CL550"
* All of your systems are in fine working order. Except for your hull. Which is a bit leaky right now
11:37:22 Compromisery: "except torps we havent fired anything"
11:37:35 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE AFT CL'S"
11:37:39 Compromisery: "leaky, meaning gunboat fired at us and we charged shields and energy."
11:37:46 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "COMMS LOG | ENERGY STATUS | RANGE GUNBOAT "
* Your lasers burn off another 3% of the gunboat's hull
11:38:33 Compromisery: "its at 2%!!"
11:38:42 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "GOD DAMN 2% HULL ON THE GUNBOAT"
11:38:48 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE AFT TORPEDOES!"
11:38:55 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS GUNBOAT"
11:39:01 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "coult be a 3% self repair ya know.."
11:39:08 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm true"
* The gunboat is still shooting cannons at you
11:39:32 Compromisery: "textadven said it had 5% hull and it teasing you, now it lost 3%. so 2%"
11:39:28 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "umm"
11:39:34 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "COMMS LOG"
11:39:35 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "RANGE GUNBOAT!!!!!"
11:39:45 Compromisery: "range gunboat"
11:40:26 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "if it were faster"
* The gunboat is 337gu away and in your 8'o clock
11:40:41 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "darn it if only i knew the range!"
11:40:43 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "yes...."
11:40:47 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "REALEASE TN MINE"
11:40:55 Compromisery: "._."
11:40:58 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm"
11:41:02 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SET TN MINE DETONATION SENSITIVITY 30 GU!"
11:41:04 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "interesting"
* You drop a mine.
11:41:23 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SPEED MAX!"
11:41:28 Compromisery: "climax of the text adven!"
11:41:35 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "that should do it"
11:41:40 Compromisery: "lure gunboat into mine?"
11:41:48 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "yup"
11:41:56 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ECM ON! (if we got any)"
11:41:57 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "pop goes the uggies"
11:42:03 Compromisery: "do an order jazz ur auser "
11:42:10 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "that was my idea.."
11:42:14 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "hope the DM likes it.."
11:42:15 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "MOVE INTO NEBULE"
11:42:33 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "we moving to get our inf and back to gate.."
11:42:35 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "forgot the a"
11:42:39 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ahwell"
11:42:45 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "and hope the destroyer blows up."
* Your Assault Crusier does not carry ECM. It does have an ECCM though.
11:42:53 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "nebulae has natural ecm cover"
11:43:06 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "RELEASE TN MINE | SET TN MINE DETONATION SENSITIVITY 30 GU."
11:43:11 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "wtf will that be good for?!"
* You drop another mine.
11:43:27 Compromisery: "means the mine will auto explode"
11:43:31 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "LEAD GUNBOAT INTO MINES"
11:43:41 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "no the eccm"
11:43:50 Compromisery: "o sry"
11:43:48 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS GUNBOAT | RANGE GUNBOAT "
11:44:00 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ORBIT IHZACK"
11:44:08 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "eccm nothing of use at the moment."
11:44:23 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "exactly"
11:44:28 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "SHIELDS ACTIVATE FRONT, PORT, STARBOARD"
11:44:41 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS ENERGY"
* The gunboat has fallen back to 461.2 gu, it is still in your 8'o clock. It lases the mine closest to it
11:45:04 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "you guys say something to.. "
11:45:24 Compromisery: "hey ele think ur commands wisely, text adven mod cant comprehend all too much"
* You are still heading towards Ihzack
11:45:22 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm"
11:46:02 Compromisery: "also note, youre in orbit meaning ur taking cannonfire"
11:45:58 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ok 8 o clock. so it didn't move to 6 o clock. to bad. atleast it knows there are mines, so it will slow speed to detect them."
* Your shields are online.
11:45:59 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ok"
11:46:09 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "STATUS CL'S"
11:46:17 Compromisery: "ur prolly 15% hull now"
11:46:31 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "nah more like 20-30"
* Your lasers are fully charged
11:46:41 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "dunno insteresting question"
11:46:43 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS HULL SELF"
11:46:51 Compromisery: "TURN TO GUNBOAT | MAX SPEED"
11:47:05 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "we need to have some sort of order here"
11:47:16 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "so it dosent get confused"
* Your hull is 31%
11:47:25 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hm 31"
11:47:29 KillerKen: "Dude what is this?"
11:47:38 KillerKen: "Its blowing up my chat x_x"
11:47:40 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FACE GUNBOAT FIRE CL'S"
* Turning to face the gunboat, you trip over your own mine, the first one you dropped.
11:47:52 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ds text adventure"
11:47:53 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "welcome to DS&D.. "
11:48:07 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "first one? blasphermy!"
11:48:11 Teyril: "O_O"
11:48:19 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "should make this work in priv chat to diff people"
11:48:36 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "that one is a good 800 gu away and the destroyer zapped the one a good 500 gu.."
11:48:43 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "FIRE CL'S ANYWAY"
11:49:14 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "@jazz already suggested that to the DM.. "
11:49:33 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "what the cl's?"
11:50:15 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "no, other chatroom."
* You fire your lasers. The gunboat's remaining fore armor absorbs most of the damage. Then it passes your most recent mine
11:50:24 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ah"
11:50:26 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ya"
11:50:45 Compromisery: "fire torps"
11:50:50 Compromisery: "lets end this !!"
11:50:51 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "PD MINE CLOSEST TO GUNBOAT"
11:50:59 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "STATUS HULL SELF | RANGE GUNBOAT | STATUS GUNBOAT | SPEED 8GU/S"
11:51:06 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "so it explodes"
11:51:14 Compromisery: "great idea jazz"
11:51:17 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "MINE REMOTE-DETONATE"
11:51:26 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "that one!"
11:51:31 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "MINE REMOTE-DETONATE"
11:51:33 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "we got that to you know.."
11:51:57 Compromisery: "lets see what happens"
* Your torpedoes plow straight through the gunboat. The gunboat destroyer is now a gunboat destroyed.
11:52:32 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "HULLEJUA!"
11:52:39 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "pfft. finaly.."
11:52:55 Compromisery: "i win "
11:52:56 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "Hallelujah*"
11:53:09 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "took us only about 1 hour ~10 minutes."
11:53:18 Compromisery: "suggest you pick up inf and run back to main planet"
11:53:17 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "ya"
11:53:22 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "LIST OPTIONS"
11:53:45 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "ORBIT IHZACK | LOAD INFANTRY | RETURN TO GATE"
* You are awarded 369.4 prestige
11:54:09 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "LOL .4"
11:54:20 Compromisery: "and they said getting pres was hard before 1.5"
11:54:25 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "then we can A call supply, B use gate for other ship C use gate for other system."
11:54:40 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "or D Log-off."
11:54:40 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "hmm"
11:54:51 Compromisery: "B B Bee"
11:54:53 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: "SWITCH FACTION K'LUTH"
11:54:58 Compromisery: "get HC"
11:54:57 [*FTL*]JAZZAMAN: ":)"
* You log off and return to the lobby.

nice fight. hope ele uploads the full fight.
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Posted: 2012-03-01 17:26   
14:04:58 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "Hey Brony what country do youlive in?"
14:05:15 Brony: "The excessivle large one that people sterotype people."
14:05:29 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "Oh U.S"
14:05:32 Brony: "or more formaly U Stero type A person"
14:05:33 Brony: "USA"
14:05:34 [GGG]Fattierob: "Error: Parse tree ambigious"
14:05:42 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "algebra is less about y= mx + c and more about the set of all possible mx+cs"
14:05:48 Brony: "Why?"
* You are away...
14:06:21 Brony: "How did you even think to ask that Died?"
14:06:35 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "Was wondering, people think of Brony differently in differnt places."
14:06:39 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "next week i get to thoroughly confuse some second year students with inner product spaces xD"
14:06:57 Brony: "meh."
14:07:06 Brony: "What do you think it is Died?"
14:07:36 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "I Google'd it and came up with this."
14:07:40 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "http://www.neatorama.com/2011/06/11/bronies-adult-men-who-like-to-watch-my-little-pony/"
14:07:52 Brony: "mmm. "
14:07:58 Brony: "i shall click this and be back"
* You are back...
14:08:07 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "lol"
14:08:18 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "i need a cup of tea, in great British fashion"
14:08:39 Brony: "......"
14:08:50 Brony: "Would you like some fish and chip's Monkey?"
* You are away...
14:09:01 Brony: "Perhap's a Crumpet or a Cookie"
* You are back...
14:09:16 Brony: "weelll it's not loading died"
14:09:31 [:AoD:]Deth*CO2*: "Too bad, it's funny"
14:09:31 [FS]Fatal Afro Man *TO*: "it loaded fine for me"
14:09:33 [FS]Fatal Afro Man *TO*: "i loled"
14:09:55 Brony: "Im clicking and it's tryin to open it with IE"
14:09:55 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "i checked it, it loaded fine for me"
14:10:13 Brony: "and i wil CRTL+ALT+Delet it's arse"
14:10:31 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Brony: Term for someone who is insecure enough to need a name for their hobby of watching animated TV series."
14:10:49 [:AoD:]Died~2000~Deaths[+R]*CO*: "Copy it and then open it in your prefered browser "
14:12:45 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "lol"
14:13:03 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "id loves some fish and chips, or a pile of cookies"
* [Admin]Pantheon waves to [GGG]Fattierob...
* [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus) slaps [admin]Pantheon for being hidden
14:15:47 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "oh"
14:15:55 [LAG]Monkey (USF Exodus): "typing fail"
14:17:23 Brony: "I HATE YOU DIED"
14:17:29 [:AoD:]Deth*CO2*: "lololol"
14:17:28 Brony: "HATE HATE HATE"
14:17:51 Brony: "I Do not know what that link was but it made mah Pc shutdown"
14:17:54 Brony: "GAH"


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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-03 17:35   
01:50:05 [-GTN]BackSlash: STOP BEING DUMB AI
01:50:10 [-GTN]BackSlash: YOU IS SMART NOW
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-03 17:42   
01:56:16 [Admin]Pantheon: Your mum's so big, I have to orbit her 1800 gu out!
01:56:17 [Admin]Pantheon: etc
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-03 17:42   
These are all from yell in MV.
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-03 19:27   
03:40:13 [*CA*]CBR*RO*of(KO): "reps soooo slow now."
03:40:31 [*FTL*]Loyalty*TO*: "um, Incarnath doesn't have a depot."
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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-05 12:33   
13:24:48 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "and WHY do you need so much storage?"
13:25:24 [GGG]Fattierob: "video games and videos"
13:26:09 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "videos huh? wink wink"
* [*FTL*]VanZhan @186895 sent to Clan: "dres konas shipyard down ??"
13:26:42 [GER]Executioner: ":-)"
13:26:57 Walrus of Apathy: "http://imgur.com/xT5L1"
* [*FTL*]VanZhan @186895 sent to Clan: "cant choose it as start point"
13:28:24 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "that guys going to bounce off those mattresses then go smack on the floor"
13:28:26 [GGG]Fattierob: "yeah like anime. I don't store other videos on here"
13:28:51 Walrus of Apathy: "How much anime do you have on there?"
13:29:10 [GGG]Fattierob: "only 1/10th of the terabyte hd"
13:29:26 [GGG]Fattierob: "it's mostly steam"
13:29:44 [GGG]Fattierob: "that's not even a lot"
13:30:08 Walrus of Apathy: "Ha, Steam will fill your HD pretty quickly."
13:30:26 [*FTL*]VanZhan: "true i have 300gb by steam only "
13:30:51 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "or some malware that has your computer constantly downloading junk in the background"
13:31:13 [GGG]Fattierob: "I have all of Akagi, 26 episodes @ 4.5 gb total, The old blu-disc subs of Legend of the Galactic Heroes + Gaiden series (130+) @ 37.3 gb, the dvd versions of LOGH (110) @ 35.5 gb ..."
13:31:48 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "a bit manga mad arent you"
13:31:54 [GGG]Fattierob: "Sexy Commander Gaiden OVA @ 3 gb Trigun movie which is like 6gb, and some other random stuff like the Tales of Symphonia OVA"
13:32:04 [GGG]Fattierob: "Kara no kyoukai HQ stuff ..."
13:32:16 [GGG]Fattierob: "All the 13 minute carnival phantasms and blah blah blah"
13:32:32 [GGG]Fattierob: "oh yeah, fate/zero as well."
13:32:50 [:AoD:]Entil-Zha the Starkiller: "sexy commander gaiden ova? ova is a termf or egg you know....sounds like manga pr0n"
* You are back...
13:33:04 [GGG]Fattierob: "OVA = Original Video Animation"

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Posts: 554
Posted: 2012-03-05 19:21   
Feralwulf @89474 sent to Friends: "I actually have all of those traits Veronw"
* Feralwulf @89474 sent to Friends: "Strength, Stamina, Ferals Infinite Libido, Wisdom.."

* Enterprise @39933 sent to Friends: "If there is a wise man on top of a mountain, you are the kid he constantly wants to set on fire."
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From: sitting somewhere drinking beer
Posted: 2012-03-06 16:39   
17:35:06 [Brit]Walrus of Apathy: "Frob, do you know how to pick up chicks?"
17:35:23 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "I don't do Animal Care, sorry."

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Joined: March 19, 2005
Posts: 1127
From: UGTO MUNIN HQ, Mars
Posted: 2012-03-09 21:18   
* Rod222 KAAAAA!!!!!MEEEEHH!!!HAAAAA!!!MEEEH!!!!HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Rod222 calls in an omega missle from cybertron
* Rod222 destroying a big portion of the area
03:14:58 [Admin]Pantheon: "You know if you're under 14 years of age you need your parents permission to play this game Rod?"
03:15:12 Rod222: "Im not under 14..."
03:15:15 [*FTL*]Loyalty *TO*: "his maturity does suggest that"
03:15:18 [Admin]Pantheon: "My mistake."

...

03:16:08 [Admin]Pantheon: "Ah, peace and quiet."
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Posted: 2012-03-15 14:06   
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* You are away...
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* You are away...
14:35:51 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "http://imgur.com/m6nRz suddenly I understand why everybody is so mad"
* [Raven]Sardaukar punches [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob in the head...
14:36:27 _SRM_Kenny: "..."
14:36:40 _SRM_Kenny: "IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE"
14:37:05 _SRM_Kenny: "but what were those fox things? they sorta hid the message"
14:37:14 [Raven]Sardaukar: "oh hey, Anachronox on GOG"
14:37:30 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "...."
14:39:17 _SRM_Kenny: "nvm"
14:40:23 [Raven]Sardaukar: "So how about that mohun"
14:40:40 [*RSM*]*Achilles*: "Gday all"
14:40:49 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "mohun?"
14:41:02 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "mohun....that almost rings a bell ... mohun ... mohunnn? .. .moahuna"
14:41:27 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Does it now?"
14:41:55 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "yeah but it's like"
14:42:00 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "the wii is up stairs"
14:42:03 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "and I don't wanna"
14:42:14 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "meanwhile the laptop is down stairs and"
14:42:17 [Raven]Sardaukar: "So, urugaan a play it or not?"
14:42:20 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "look i'm just being reallylazy"
14:42:40 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Bring the laptop with you."
14:42:49 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "no no that makes no sense"
14:42:52 [Raven]Sardaukar: "It's stairs. I'm sure you can beat stairs. Maybe carve some rare stair parts."
14:42:56 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Make a nice stair greatsword."
14:42:58 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "it's not .... portable ..."
14:43:12 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: ";_;"
14:43:20 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Maybe craft stair armor."
14:43:23 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Stair armor looks so cool."
14:43:33 [Raven]Sardaukar: "It has -10 Endurance tohugh"
14:43:43 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "your mom is"
14:43:55 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "llook, fine let me go up stairs"
14:43:59 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "hold on a tic"
14:44:04 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "or something"
14:44:07 [GGG]Junior Dev Punching Bag Fattierob: "give me lkike 10 minutes"
14:44:16 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Maybe they're gold crown size stairs!"
14:44:51 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "hold on a tick.. gee frob even if i imagine you having lost weight you still can't be that fast, and no way are you superman.."
14:45:22 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "10 minutes, now that is more like it.."
14:46:42 [Raven]Sardaukar: "I don't know why he's so hesitant to play."
14:47:05 [Raven]Sardaukar: "assuming he remembers this music."
* You are away...
15:03:46 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "That's what mechwarrior should've been since day one"
15:03:47 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "so 10 minutes is turning into 20 already?"
15:04:19 [Raven]Sardaukar: "Eh, I'll send some harassing texts about his mom if he doesn't show up in 5"

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From: Hivarin, CD+36*15693
Posted: 2012-03-15 20:10   
20:42:42 [-GTN-]Gejaheline: "Aiee, I have been defeated by Doran's judgement."
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Posts: 306
From: Michigan, USA
Posted: 2012-03-17 19:49   
i have a couple:

1)
19:04:59 [-GTN-]Doran: ""Armed with a box of crackers, Eyewitness News went to the park to see how the squirrels acted" "

2)
19:48:14 [-GTN-]Doran: "lets play how much gum can i cram in my mouth"
19:49:01 [-GTN-]Doran: "next up, playing why i thought this was a good idea at the time"

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From: The Gideon Unit
Posted: 2012-03-17 20:19   
Quote:

19:49:01 [-GTN-]Doran: "next up, playing why i thought this was a good idea at the time"


i subsequently took a bite out of my lip. not good times, man
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From: tsohlacoLocalhost
Posted: 2012-03-18 00:45   
Partial self-quote, but i find that is worthy of entrée:

15:26:33 [Admin]Pantheon: "A taste of things to come. < my sneak peek"
15:26:39 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "Wow"
15:26:42 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: "nice."
15:27:04 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "Diablo"
15:27:07 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "Liar!"
15:27:14 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "I feel like I just got rickrolled"
15:28:14 Enterprise: "Im throwing all my money at the screen but nothings happening."
15:29:03 [EAFS]Xavier I. Agamemnon: "throwing money at an inaniniment object will do nothing"
15:29:32 [TK]Eledore Massis [R33]: ".. you should know Ent you don't need to trow it at the screen. that is so Duke Nukem. these days you need to force it down ...."
15:29:39 [-GTN-]Doran: "same thing happens when ent goes to a strip club"
15:29:48 [-GTN-]Doran: "nothing."
15:30:01 [EAFS]Xavier I. Agamemnon: "lol ouch"
15:30:04 Enterprise: "...painfully true."
15:30:29 Enterprise: "I spent like $400 to persuade a woman for a lapdance."
15:30:43 Enterprise: "Apparently everyone has a price."
15:31:11 [EAFS]Xavier I. Agamemnon: "lol"
15:31:54 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "Hahahaha"
15:31:55 [-GTN-]Krim {C?}: "wow"

[edit]added the url's for additional effect.
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